Consumer confidence needs a boost, and the only thing better than a 0.75% drop in the overnight rate is our Joke of the Indeterminate Time Period. This joke comes from Uma Thurman, a longtime fan.Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets angry, but the baby tomato keeps lagging. Finally he goes over to the baby tomato, and steps right on him, smooshes him... and says, "You were adopted and I never liked you."
