Search terms!

Guess who doesn't have an idea for a blog post today? It's me! It's me! Thankgoodness for search terms. I heart them.

"my room smells of fish" "my lamp smells of fish" "fish smell light socket": jiggscasey.com is the internet epicenter for fish-smelling furnishings.

"japanese satan" "japanese satan worship": Did you know that Japanese Satan drives a Toyota? He's really a company man.

"little known facts about bears": One little known fact about bears is that in spite of them being so large and hairy, they are often bottoms.

"whatever happened to the perfect strangers cast": Ironically, another little known fact about bears is that a large grizzly bear mauled both Mark Linn-Baker and Bronson Pinchot during a camping trip in 2002.

"nasty nighties": The nasty nighties sounds like the name of a roller derby team. Additionally, what does a sexy waterskier wear if not a nasty nightie?

Whatever happened to TV crossovers?

Remember the good old days when Urkel might show up on Full House or when Batman would show up and kick the crap out of Larry on Perfect Strangers? TV crossovers don't seem to happen much these days, but they totally should. Whenever the writers from two different mediocre shows combine, they form a Voltron of television awesomeness!


So here's our chance to suggest tv crossovers that need to happen. I'll start us off with a couple possibilities:

Andy from the NBC sitcom "The Office" goes to Manhattan for a weekend bender and gets caught with an under-age hooker by the officers of Law and Order: SVU. Andy's anger problem resurfaces when he takes a swing at Stabler. Stabler proceeds to beat the crap out of him. The show takes a classic Law and Order twist when all charges are dropped because it turns out that Andy is only 16 years old and has that weird disease that makes him look way older.

House from the Fox show "House" finds Jack Bauer on an episode of 24. Bauer is bleeding to death on a street corner in Bahrain where House happens to be vacationing. House applies immediate medical attention, saving Bauer from bleeding out. Upon regaining consciousness, Bauer is extremely grateful for the help, but decides to beat the crap out of House when House's terrible American accent makes Bauer suspicious that House is a counter-agent.

What other crossovers would you like to see? What other tv characters should have the crap beat out of them by other, more violent tv characters?