The Talented Mr. Caysey

I got into stunt dicking to pay my way through notary public school. Stunt dicking was shocking at first because my only knowledge of female anatomy came from my sister's barbie dolls. Say what you will about a boy's fascination with barbies, but at least they prepared me for fake breasts. Anyway, stunt dicking was quite lucrative even if the female parts were grodee.

And then in my fifth semester of notary public school, I was studying abroad in Italy. And that's where I was recruited to stunt dick for one of Jiggs' foreign films that was shooting on location in Rome. Jiggs really liked my work, and because he'd pay me in horse tranquilizers, I became his personal stunt dick, assistant, and notary public.

Of course being a personal stunt dick for a loon like Jiggs is extremely draining. For example, he kept calling me a "notary pubic". It was really irritating, and honestly, I'm not sad that he's gone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check in to see if their are any bids on my set of pornographic Burmese woodblocks. Thankgoodness for ebay!

It's no hoax

Don't believe all that weird hoax stuff in Slappy's last post. Jiggs is not some kind demigod for whom stars fall and dead man's switches trip. He's just a loser that wouldn't know how to stunt dick if he named his penis "Evel Knievel".

Jiggs Casey is dead. Deal with it. Obviously Jiggs gave me his log-in password so I could carry on his lame blogging tradition. That's why I have been blogging as him.

Additionally, two days before he died, he changed his will so that I, Jerry Caysey, would receive his well-known and very expensive collection of Burmese woodblock porn. Don't question the legality of this transaction. Not only am I a profession stunt dick, but I'm also a notary public.