It's no hoax

Don't believe all that weird hoax stuff in Slappy's last post. Jiggs is not some kind demigod for whom stars fall and dead man's switches trip. He's just a loser that wouldn't know how to stunt dick if he named his penis "Evel Knievel".

Jiggs Casey is dead. Deal with it. Obviously Jiggs gave me his log-in password so I could carry on his lame blogging tradition. That's why I have been blogging as him.

Additionally, two days before he died, he changed his will so that I, Jerry Caysey, would receive his well-known and very expensive collection of Burmese woodblock porn. Don't question the legality of this transaction. Not only am I a profession stunt dick, but I'm also a notary public.