Not-as-Hilarious Joke Sunday

People know I dislike SUVs, especially luxury SUVs, but I've warmed up to these new "crossover SUVs."

They're half station wagon and half station wagon.

Florida Day

Big day today in Florida. The Republicans are holding a primary and the Democrats are trying to pretend their primary doesn't exist. Why should you care? Because a poor finish could end the campaign of Rudy Giuliani, Republican representing the great state of 9/11. And I think that no matter what your political affiliation, background, or belief structure, we can all agree that Giuliani is a douchebag.


In non-politics, here's a joke updated for the 21st Century:

Customer: Waiter, waiter, what's this mercury doing in my sushi?
Waiter: Bioaccumulating.

A brand new dumb joke

Q: If the members of Death Cab for Cutie all went to India to learn the local language and customs,
what kind of band would they be?

A: A Hindi rock band!!!!

Staying above the fray...

A lot of people have been making jokes about the mentally disturbed astronaut that drove 900 miles in a diaper. Not us.

Sure, we could be making fun of the diaper-wearing astronaut by calling her a "space cadet" or some other cheap shot. We're better than that here at jiggscasey.com.

Will we be able to continue this trend of not making fun of the adult-diaper using astronaut? It depends...

That was such a long set up for such a bad joke. I love it.

In other bad joke news, here's my most recent offensive dumb joke:

Q: What kind of bread does a frat boy serve at a party?

A: Loafies!

Also on jamwall's blog I decided that USB should stand for universal sexual boner.