My canker sore is totally hot!!!1!1

I totally won my salt eating contest today. Two salt shakers more than my closest competitor, Bernie "Dessicated Fingers" Torfelson. Afterwards he told me that he hadn't pooped in nearly six months. Such is the life of a professional salt eater.

Everybody was totally impressed that I was able to eat so much salt with my massive canker sore. In fact, my canker sore made me the sentimental favorite, and the audience's adoration made all the difference. Their cheers pushed me to eat those last 12 salt shakers.

One "salt groupie" was so into me, asking to lick my canker sore. At first I was disgusted, but the thought of hot salt groupie action was so intriguing that I accepted the offer. And let me tell you, my canker sore wasn't the only thing he licked! Booyah! Hot Gay Oral Sex!!!

Who knew festering sores could be so sexy?