I have uncovered shocking evidence of a hoax. Observe:
- It has been prophesied that when Jiggs dies, a single star will fall from the heavens as the angels weep. No such star fell on Wednesday.
- The dead man's switch Jiggs operates was not triggered. The switch would cause Berkeley to become a giant volcano, so that would have been on the news.
- The previous post has a hint about the Paul McCartney death hoax, and sure enough, if you record yourself reading the post out loud and play it backwards, it sounds like "I'm Jiggs Casey and I faked my own death on the blog-o-sphere. I'm hungry, I'm going to get a ham sandwich."
- And we all know Jiggs loves his ham sandwiches.
- I get Jiggs's ancient Burmese woodcut porn collection in his will. So far, no Burmese woodcut porn.
- And finally, the post of Jiggs's death was written by Jiggs Casey!
