Super Letdown Tuesday

In case you missed it, here's a summary of the Super Tuesday primary results:

McCain ripped some shit up, but Huckabee won a bunch of Southern states. McCain is looking like the nominee, and Huckabee might be trying to get the VP nod. Here comes the Huckicane! He also might just be trying to score a gig playing bass at the convention. Either way.

Clinton and Obama saw their shadows, which means three more months of campaigning. I'm not sure who won yesterday. Because the Democratic Party believes in proportional representation (so that none of the candidates feel bad about themselves for coming in second), most of the delegate counts look like 31-30. Many states have been "won" by a candidate who got the exact same number of delegates as #2. The whole primary season for the Dems has been a giant circle jerk with attack ads.