tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13018640.post-69951295491454213532008-05-09T04:47:00.000-07:002008-05-09T04:34:49.287-07:00I have uncovered shocking evidence of a hoax. Observe:<br /><ol><li>It has been prophesied that when Jiggs dies, a single star will fall from the heavens as the angels weep. No such star fell on Wednesday.</li><li>The dead man's switch Jiggs operates was not triggered. The switch would cause Berkeley to become a giant volcano, so that would have been on the news.</li><li>The previous post has a hint about the Paul McCartney death hoax, and sure enough, if you record yourself reading the post out loud and play it backwards, it sounds like "I'm Jiggs Casey and I faked my own death on the blog-o-sphere. I'm hungry, I'm going to get a ham sandwich."</li><li>And we all know Jiggs loves his ham sandwiches.</li><li>I get Jiggs's ancient Burmese woodcut porn collection in his will. So far, no Burmese woodcut porn.</li><li>And finally, the post of Jiggs's death was written by Jiggs Casey!</li></ol>slappyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04164998357718548360noreply@blogger.com