Saturday, July 17, 2010

A man, a plan, a canal: - the book

Time for our monthly blog post here. And I'm here to inform all 5 of you that follow this blog that we have a plan; A massive plan to put together the grandest volume of intellectual masturbation that the world has ever seen: - the book.

Like most of our grand plans, this one will likely fail. That said, we have started brainstorming titles for - the book. Here are the best titles we have come up with so far:
  • My other testicle is a convertible
  • Funny to us
  • I beat him to death with his own massive penis, and it was both glorious and erotic.
  • Snorting cocaine off of a dutch hooker's ass.


Spinning Girl said...

How about My Other Car is a Geyserhole?

Spinning Girl said...
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