A man, a plan, a canal: jiggscasey.com - the book

Time for our monthly blog post here. And I'm here to inform all 5 of you that follow this blog that we have a plan; A massive plan to put together the grandest volume of intellectual masturbation that the world has ever seen: jiggscasey.com - the book.

Like most of our grand plans, this one will likely fail. That said, we have started brainstorming titles for jiggscasey.com - the book. Here are the best titles we have come up with so far:

• My other testicle is a convertible
• Funny to us
• I beat him to death with his own massive penis, and it was both glorious and erotic.
• Snorting cocaine off of a dutch hooker's ass.