Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Who ogles the Watchmen?

Tasty and I saw Watchmen. It was pretty fucking awesome. And one of many nice things about it was that it had just the right amount of nudity in it.

My general stance on movies is this: every R-rated film should have nudity, specifically hot naked babes possibly having hot naked sex. However, differing amounts of nudity are appropriate depending on the genre of the film.

A comic-book-based action movie set in a dystopian society, such as watchmen, needs to have enough nudity to feel a little tickle in the groin region, but not so much as to distract from the darkness, helplessness and general malaise associated with the watchmen universe. And might I just add that Malin Akerman has a booty that just won't quit, not even for a sandwich and a glass of milk... Also, who would have thought that digitally-generated, blue cock would be so visually appealing?

Logan's Run, on the other hand, is a huge let down in the nudity department. That dystopian society is supposed to be based on youth and sexuality. We barely get a glimpse of boobies, and there's no blue cock to be seen. It's just not right.

4 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

"Also, who would have thought that digitally-generated, blue cock would be so visually appealing?"

Um...

TastyMcJ said...

Yeah, but Logan's run is rated PG. so that makes it even more awesome.

Ɯbermilf said...

Logan's Run had those ugly robes in it, too.

TastyMcJ said...

Jessica 6 was sooo HOTTTTTTTT in those ugly robes....