Monday, March 30, 2009

I guess I really am in the minority...

I had a conversation with Jiggs and B-town a few months ago about the use of the underwear penis-flap for the purposes of urination.

They both thought I was crazy for telling them that I use it at least 50-75% of the time when I'm at the urinal.

...and I thought they were crazy for seeming so resolute in their outrage....

but I saw a 'random statistic' online yesterday that confirmed their position. apparently 85% of men don't use the flap.

...to which I say, why they hell not?

It's so convenient!!!

8 comments:

jiggs said...

what's convenient is feeling the cool air on my nuts.

TastyMcJ said...

yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man...

Ɯbermilf said...

What about drips and dribbles? I'm not doing your laundry, Tasty.

TastyMcJ said...

I really don't see how drip/dribble probability is significantly increased by using the flap at the urinal. it's not as if i'm going to take my pants completely off to urinate otherwise; if i use the unbuckled/unzip/pull-down method, the urine stream to pants distance is only marginally longer.

TastyMcJ said...

you know, because my junk is so long.

Monkey said...

My question is... at what age do men finally find the actual toilet bowl instead of say... the floor, the back of the toilet, the radiator, the window sill, the trash can lid and the toilet paper roll?

Just wondering.

Signed,
Lives with a 10 year old boy

djsasquatch said...

once you have some bikini underwear, you just get used to pulling down the top rather than going through the 'wiggle it out'. then you realize that the flap was ALWAYS just there to give you a double layer of protection against drippage. capice?
P.S. We missed you at the last Siebel thingy...Tom was sad.

djsasquatch said...

P.S. now when I tell my barely 2yo son to stand up in the bath, he says "wash the junk?"