The deer are rising up

I was driving home the other week on a quiet Pennsylvania road when two deer ran out across the road about 100 yards in front of my car. I slowed a little bit since it was pretty dark out, when suddenly something thudded against the driver's side door. By the time I was done freaking out, the deer that rammed my car had scampered off into the darkness. Both doors got dented in, but luckily I survived without even soiling myself.

The only conclusion from this coordinated attack that I can draw is that the deer are rising up to overthrow the human oppressors. Their movements will only become more sophisticated. It's us or them people!