Sunday, January 11, 2009

The deer are rising up

I was driving home the other week on a quiet Pennsylvania road when two deer ran out across the road about 100 yards in front of my car. I slowed a little bit since it was pretty dark out, when suddenly something thudded against the driver's side door. By the time I was done freaking out, the deer that rammed my car had scampered off into the darkness. Both doors got dented in, but luckily I survived without even soiling myself.

The only conclusion from this coordinated attack that I can draw is that the deer are rising up to overthrow the human oppressors. Their movements will only become more sophisticated. It's us or them people!


Ɯbermilf said...

From the title, I assumed you'd eaten some bad venison.

Dr Zibbs said...

Another PA blogger here. I found your blog through the Verdant Dude.