Go to hell, Ricky Nelson!

That bastard Ricky Nelson fathered twin sons. Those sons went on to form a band called "Nelson". Nelson was a one hit wonder hair band responsible for "Can't live without your love and affection." That song is literally forgettable in that I have no recollection of how it might go.

Anyway, if Ricky Nelson hadn't fathered the Nelson brothers, then the name "Nelson" could be the name of the Willie Nelson/Nelson Mandela supergroup I'm trying to put together. I guess we'll just have to go with the vastly inferior name, "Willie Mandela".