Monday, November 10, 2008

My last election wish


I hope John McCain prevails in Missouri. Not because I have an elaborate wager on the state-by-state outcome, not because I feel bad for McCain and want him to get a little closer to 200 EV, but because then we won't have to hear any more news stories about how Missouri always votes for the winner of the presidential election. Ever since the Magna Carta was signed, Missouri has always sided with the winner of every election everywhere in the world. Just shut the hell up, Missouri. You are not the boss of me.

2 comments:

UberDILF said...

I think Missouri DID vote for McCain, but nobody will report it because it violates their precious "law" that Missouri always votes for the president. It's a conspiracy.

Besides, if that's so true, why even bother having the rest of us vote at all?

B.E. Earl said...

Show me.....smugness!!!