Sunday, October 19, 2008

a great job all around

Hats off to Booty and Jiggs, who were able to deliver the toast without using any of the words from the forbidden list. Basically, the list included George Carlin's 7 dirty words, "hungry goat" and "reverse cowgirl." Jiggs was annoyed about the latter, because reverse cowgirl is a go-to punchline as the funniest sounding sexual position. Example:

Scene: Sea World. Two people are watching the dolphins.

Person A: {Seriously contemplative} How do dolphins mate, anyways?
Person B: Reverse cowgirl.

But even with the handicap, Jiggs and Booty knocked it out of the park. The toast was not unlike a 1919 Production, so it had a rambling, free associative feel, lasted about 20 minutes and caused 5 people to crap their pants laughing.

Oh, and the sun shined, the bride was beautiful, and we didn't drop the unity candle and set the church on fire. All in all, very successful wedding.

See you guys in a couple weeks after the honeymoon.


dizzy von damn! said...


Ɯbermilf said...

I can't believe you subjected the bride's family to Jiggs and Booty.

slappy said...

They were surprisingly well-behaved.

And my wife is an only child so they couldn't chase any sisters around.