Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Up your nose with a fire hose

I am leaving for a weekend in Austin this coming weekend. My friends in Austin said that if I was interested, that they would spray me down with a fire hose. Of course I am interested, but as you might guess, I am wary of nutcrushing and/or blindness.

So because "safety first" is my motto, I asked them whether I should wear a cup and/or safety goggles. They said that I should wear a cup, but that they wouldn't aim it at my face. So if I am interpreting it right, that means I should definitely wear safety goggles and some sort of kevlar bodysuit.


Übermilf said...

Maybe "fire hose" is just a euphamism.

amera hearts said...

ubermilf made me laugh out loud.

Übermilf said...

Facebook says that EVERYONE is talking about Rachel Ray's diet, but I haven't heard anything about it from YOU.