Thursday, September 18, 2008

Reflections on living with women

I had no idea you were supposed to clean the top of the faucet in the bathroom. I'm not a filthy man, I clean the sink, the floor, the tub, and the mirror. Never cleaned the top of the faucet though. I never touch it, the water doesn't touch it, seemed only logical. Turns out that's gross. Who knew?

Jiggs and Tasty, on the other hand, clean the bathroom once a year with a very precisely engineered napalm bomb.

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