Saturday, September 27, 2008

New sponsor

Here's our new sponsor - Baby tags for douchebag parents!

Label your baby early with your own political views! This way, they will never never rebel against you, you pushy little douchebags.

Meet Frances Eliza Wolren. At age 17, she will join an environmentally sustainable, socialist coven. She will now answer to the name Moonbeam Treewanderer.

And this is Joseph Michael Robinson, future president of both the Ronald Reagan fan club and the John Birch Society chapter on the Oral Roberts campus. He will have "F-L-A-T" and "T-A-X" tattooed on his knuckles.


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