Kindle? I'll take twelve!

I've been gone for a while - new job. Any day now they'll stop training me and let me do stuff. In the meantime, I was checking out books on Amazon, and the ad for Kindle caught my eye.

An e-book reader? We own three bookshelves and enough books to fill five, so that might be good. Granted, Kindle costs $359, but those are American dollars so it's only about four or five Euros. Plus, free shipping!

And besides, that new paperback I want to get costs $8, but on Kindle it costs... $10.

Dear Amazon,

Please use less costly electrons in future versions of Kindle. Jackasses.

With love,
Slappy