Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I have a promise ring

Because I am a teenage girl, I watched the VMAs on Sunday night. The host was making fun of promise rings, and it made me mad! It made me mad because I, Jiggs Tiberius Casey, have a promise ring. Of course my promise ring is a promise cock ring.

When I'm putting the moves on with a lady, and she sees my promise cock ring, that lady knows that I have made a commitment; A commitment to my god Shiva to abstain from sex, and instead only do girls in the butt.

One day, a very special lady will unlock the secrets of my promise ring, and though I don't know who that woman might be, I do know one thing: that special lady will have one special vagina.

4 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I missed the VMAs? Damn!

√úbermilf said...

Gay marriage.

Lee Ann said...

Still in true form I see Jiggsy!
Hope all is well. I have missed you. Have a great weekend!
~xo
Lee Ann

Spinning Girl said...

This made me cry. Thank you, and thank Jesus, for keeping your special secret gift for just one lady.