Friday, September 19, 2008

Campaign 2008 Time Saver

Thanks to, we have the text of every stump speech the candidates will give from now until November:

Barack Obama: Change change hope hope change.

John McCain: Change change hope hope change seriously change maverick.

Joe Biden: Labor Catholic labor Catholic Catholic. Really, really Catholic.

Sarah Palin: Moose lipstick moose small town moose lipstick uterus.

So please avoid cable news until after the election. We don't want to see any permanent psychological damage in anyone we care about.

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