Friday, August 29, 2008

Campaign 2008

It's the most exciting time of the season: Vice Presidential picks!

Obama decided to go with Old White Dude #12, which makes the ticket 75% white - almost a mirror image of the United States of America!

McCain made a gamechanging maverick decision to select as his running mate, his own daughter!

No, sorry, that's Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska. It's McCain's way of saying, "Hey, did you like Hillary Clinton? Well here's someone who holds the exact opposite of every policy position Hillary holds! But she's a chick!"


amera hearts said...

i so agree with this!

jamwall said...

Yeah, but she's got a vagina. That oughta be enough, right disaffected Hillary voters?

Rechtsanwalt said...

I agree to this. I think the Obama is clearing his way to the presidential post and have a great time to get it. He is the favorite one at this time.

Carl Spackler said...

dude, tell me you wouldn't bang Sarah Palin. i think she is very attractive.

more importantly, do you think the Gay Bears will win 5 games this year?

how do you feel about Longshore being benched?

Ɯbermilf said...

I refuse to vote for anyone who hasn't used a tampon.

That's not true. But I would like to see the topic raised in a debate.