Wednesday, July 09, 2008

I've gone feral

The girlfiancee has moved to Pennsylvania for her job. I move down in a couple weeks. In the meantime I've been having Doritos for dinner and watching a lot of football.

The only drawback, besides the risk of scurvy, is that I see more than the recommended daily dose of beer commercials. So forgive me if I have to get this off my chest: Goddammit you cannot taste cold! Cold is not a flavor! Sweet, salty, sour, bitter. That's it. Maybe umami, whatever the shit that is. It doesn't taste like cold, I can tell you that much.

And if you need a color-changing label to tell you the beer is cold, you've had too much to drink.

7 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

What kind of football have you been watching in July?

Not that European soccer crap?

Ɯbermilf said...

He only THINKS it's football, after all the beer and Doritos.

It's actually C-Span.

slappy said...

Euro 2008 - it was awesome! Now, Arena football playoffs, equally awesome.

When I drink and watch C-Span, I start to see them all naked. That's why I don't drink.

Spinning Girl said...

I taste grouchy.

jamwall said...

Grouchy dolly.

Carl Spackler said...

what kind of nachos? i prefer cool ranch.

slappy said...

Nacho cheese. If I'm feeling extravagant, nacho cheesier.