Free political slogans

Dear respective campaigns: these are on the house. The next slogans will cost you...

McCain: My first name is John, not "Bush-", you assholes.

Obama: If you don't know by now I'm a Christian, we don't need your vote. You probably don't even know how to register, you illiterate bastards.

Clinton: If the black dude gets shot, I'm next in line to be President, right?

Nader: Yes, again. When I'm dead, that's when I'll stop running for President. Asshole.

Barr: Oh, like you never got high with a bunch of Libertarians and got talked into running for President.