Thursday, June 19, 2008

A Thursday Quickie

I am in the process of writing a parody of a Greek tragedy. The main character is named "Constipatus". Constipatus is an uptight fellow, and his fatal flaw is his inability to poop. Of course, Constipatus' has an archrival... But I can't decide whether the rival's name should be named Diarrheacles or Sophstoolocles

Also, have you ever sat down on the toilet and passed gas for so long that you felt like you deflated? Cuz that totally happened to me today. Seriously, like a single fart lasted for at least five seconds. Thank you generic Target fiber bar.


Ɯbermilf said...

why can't he have too nemeses? they could be brothers.

Mace Elaine said...

I'm pulling for Sophstoolocles. It's classier. Well, at classy as you can get in this peanut factory.