Friday, June 13, 2008

Talkin' Shit

I love to talk about poop. I talk about it all the time. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, no meal is too good for a discussion about feces. The many dutch hookers and male escorts that I spend my nights with tell me that I even talk about poo in my sleep.

And I don't care whose poop I'm talking about, as long as I am talking about it. My friends know this about me, so they come to tell me about the odd shapes and colors that they produce in the toilet.

I talk about poop so much, that when people suggest that I have, "shit for brains", I take it as a compliment.

So in summation: Got an interesting bowel movement? If so, make a movement in my direction because I want to hear about and/or see your intriguing doodies!!!

3 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Next time I take an interesting crap...you'll be the first to know.

I draw that line at snapping a picture of it, though. I have standards.

TastyMcJ said...

If we're turning the blog into ratemypoo.com then i think i want out.

I mean..it's all fun and games... until someone posts a picture of a chick shitting a diarrhea fountain while doing a headstand in a shower. Nobody wants to see that again.

Carl Spackler said...

sometimes i like to bring my lap top into the bathroom when pooping. is that wrong?