Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I am a ladies man!

The ladies cannot get enough of me. They want my nuts in the worst way. Case in point: I'm totally boning three chicks at the same time!!!

The ladies see my rugged Easter European exterior... They know I'm dangerous... How I kill people for a living... How I'm friends with a character voiced by Ludacris... Put it all together, and all the ladies want to do is knock boots!!!

I drive the fast cars and shop for clothes at a place called "Perseus". I can get shot to death and wake up healthy in the hospital I'm the complete package. And I do mean package!

My virtual life in Grand Theft Auto 4 is so vastly superior to my real life that it's depressing.


slappy said...

When I read this at first I thought you said you were "boring" three women at the same time.

Which would also be impressive.

B.E. Earl said...

Yeah, but thankfully you don't have to put up with Ludacris in real life.

That shit would be awful.

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm bored.

That makes one.

amera hearts said...

are you chuck norris?