Monday, June 30, 2008

Hey kids, guess what time it is!

It's time to sell out!

Yes, after nearly a decade in grad school and small-business research, I am going to take a job for one of them large corporations that sells things. Commodity chemicals, bitches, woo! The company does a lot of work in reducing environmental impact, but I requested a job in one of the areas where they are increasing environmental impact, like the coal-fired baby seal clubbing machines.

I've already ordered white gloves, a top hat, cane, and monocle. The Revolution has been canceled. Now to work on my golf game.

1 comment:

B.E. Earl said...

Slappy gonna get paid!