Friday, June 27, 2008

Funny tool names...

So I was thinking about doing some work in my metal shop when I realized just how funny "ball peen hammer" is. I mean it has two different euphemisms for the groin area in the name! Now if that's not comedy, I don't know what is.

This made me wonder if there were any other funny tool names. "Screwdriver" is too obvious, but "socket wrench" might be an acceptable euphemism. There must be others that I can't think of.

Anyway, my new life goal is to find some organic way to say the phrase, "I have a ball peen hammer... IN MY PANTS!!!"

5 comments:

slappy said...

How fitting, since as I recall, one of your balls is cylindrical.

From what I know of your workplace, you won't get a good setup. You should hang out in a auto body shop all day. Should be able to say it at least three times.

TastyMcJ said...

you should just become a cyborg, and actually have a ball-peen hammer installed in your crotchal region.

Ɯbermilf said...

"nuts"

Scarlet Hip said...

I like that Slappy knows the shape of your balls.

Tits McGee said...

Comedic gold!!!