Friday, June 06, 2008

Friday free style!!!

I don't have much to say anymore, so I'm just going to improv this post. Unfortunately, just like improv, this post will be vastly funnier to me (the person improv-ing), than to you (the audience).

Italians have funny accents, don't they? When they speak all I hear is "spicy meatball this" and "spicy meatball that". ZING!

You know who I hate? Michael Chiklis. His name sounds like a tasteless gum. Take that you Greek bastard. BLAM!

Obama made it uncool to do the ironic fist-pounding. Just for that, I'm voting for McCain. SNAP!

I'm kidding of course. I don't vote. BURN!

Wait. It turns out I was wrong. This post isn't even funny to me. BAZANG!

4 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

It's ironic that Chiklis' dad was owned a hair salon.

Ironic because Chiklis is bald. BLAM!

amera hearts said...

Aw, poor Jiggsy.

Maybe you should see the Zohan movie this weekend. It will give you something to discuss on Monday!

Oh and from lack of sleep this week...and just in general this year, Ihave huge bags under my eyes. I cannot wear any makeup today due to a Dr's appt so I look scary! Zang!

Ɯbermilf said...

My immune system is eating my thyroid gland! KaZOW

Spinning Girl said...

you make me feel funny in my tickle place.