Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Stunt dicking

Speaking of stunt dicking, it's interesting to note that jiggscasey.com is now the number one result for the search term "stunt dicking" and number three of "stunt dick". Damn you d-listed and "big bear usa" t-shirts!

Here's a faq for all of you interested in stunt dicking:
1. Size matters. You gotta either be really big or really small. So small that it's embarrassing and intriguing. I fall into the really small camp which is why I was selected to be Jiggs' stunt dick.

2. Stretch! Before any stunt dicking goes on, you got stretch out your groin area. You wouldn't want to pull a testicle while stunt dicking because there is no health coverage for stunt dicks.

3. Danger! They don't call it stunt dicking for nothing. Your dick has to be ready to jump off of a building, get into a fight or drive dangerously. Even worse, once I had to have sex with a woman!

And in case you're wondering, I finally sold the pornographic Burmese wood blocks. I'm going to use the money to retire from stunt dicking.


B.E. Earl said...

I would think that flexibility and performance would be more important to stunt dicking than size.

But I do my own stunts, so what do I know?

Ɯbermilf said...

jiggs isn't dead.