Friday, May 09, 2008

Reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated

I have uncovered shocking evidence of a hoax. Observe:
  1. It has been prophesied that when Jiggs dies, a single star will fall from the heavens as the angels weep. No such star fell on Wednesday.
  2. The dead man's switch Jiggs operates was not triggered. The switch would cause Berkeley to become a giant volcano, so that would have been on the news.
  3. The previous post has a hint about the Paul McCartney death hoax, and sure enough, if you record yourself reading the post out loud and play it backwards, it sounds like "I'm Jiggs Casey and I faked my own death on the blog-o-sphere. I'm hungry, I'm going to get a ham sandwich."
  4. And we all know Jiggs loves his ham sandwiches.
  5. I get Jiggs's ancient Burmese woodcut porn collection in his will. So far, no Burmese woodcut porn.
  6. And finally, the post of Jiggs's death was written by Jiggs Casey!

4 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

I... knew it all along.

I was just faking being sad.

B.E. Earl said...

Fuck!

I had already moved on.

TastyMcJ said...

I feel cheated and scared. and scarred.

Scarlet Hip said...

I think we should leave a pile of ham sandwiches on the front porch, and then we can jump out and take a picture of him when he falls for the bait.

I'll go dig up my Polaroid camera.