Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Now I know the horrible horrible truth

It should be clear to anyone by now that Jiggs befriended a shy young man who bore an uncanny resemblance to him. This Jerry Caysey then decided to kill Jiggs and assume his identity. He forged a new version of the will on the back of a cocktail napkin... from the same bar as the napkin that the original will was written on. He even has the same initials so he could keep Jiggs's monogrammed assless chaps.

Well, I didn't uncover evidence of this so much as I watched Single White Female last night on cable. Either way, my new life mission is to avenge Jiggs's death. Hear that, Jerry? I'm coming for you.

2 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

I'm with Slappy.

As usual.

amera hearts said...

i got your 6th slappy!