Monday, May 12, 2008

It's no hoax

Don't believe all that weird hoax stuff in Slappy's last post. Jiggs is not some kind demigod for whom stars fall and dead man's switches trip. He's just a loser that wouldn't know how to stunt dick if he named his penis "Evel Knievel".

Jiggs Casey is dead. Deal with it. Obviously Jiggs gave me his log-in password so I could carry on his lame blogging tradition. That's why I have been blogging as him.

Additionally, two days before he died, he changed his will so that I, Jerry Caysey, would receive his well-known and very expensive collection of Burmese woodblock porn. Don't question the legality of this transaction. Not only am I a profession stunt dick, but I'm also a notary public.

6 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

You'll never get away with this!

slappy said...

Hell, now I have to contest another will.

First Sonny Bono, now this.

Carl Spackler said...

have funeral arrangements been made?

jiggs was one of my first blog buddies and i will miss him tremendously.

at times i feel he was the wind beneath my wings.

B.E. Earl said...

Fuck!

I had moved on from moving on.

amera hearts said...

oh, you're a notary public? so am i!

and you are mean. i liked jiggs much better.

jamwall said...

Does anyone plan on doing "things" with the body?