Thursday, May 15, 2008

Damn you John Edwards!

My revenge against Jerry will have to wait. Something bigger came up. John Edwards endorsed Barack Obama. Apparently Barack has promised to bring Change and Hope to both of the Two Americas. But I can see what's going on here. John is angling for a place on the ticket - he sees that in 2008, the Democratic presidential candidate actually has a chance. As opposed to 2004, when the Democrats nominated a lead balloon without the dynamic personality traits you typically associate with a lead balloon.

Instead of a unity ticket with Clinton, or a ticket that makes electoral sense, Edwards is proposing a pretty boy unity ticket.

That was my idea, dammit. I would offer to withdraw from my surging campaign in exchange for the VP spot with Obama to form a biracial pretty boy unity ticket. Between the two of us, we would have the genetic information of one white man, which would set voters' fears at ease. Now that's ruined.

I'm starting to think I'm never going to get elected to higher office.


B.E. Earl said...

Just because Edwards is proposing this ticket doesn't mean that Obama and his people are gonna fall for it.

I still like the Obama/Gen. Clark ticket. Maybe.

But I would happily settle for the Jerry Caysey/Slappy ticket.

Or the Busty Latina/Black & Stacked ticket.

jamwall said...

I miss Jiggs' member.