Uebermilf, you're uebertransparent.
Do you think you're fooling anyone with this game you're playing? Do you think acting like some kind of ueberdick will hide your obvious crush on me? Your actions suggest that you do, but I am not buying it. I wasn't some kind of c-section on yesterday's turnip truck.
Uebermilf, it's ok if you're in ueberlove with me. Take comfort in the fact that you're not alone in that regard. To millions of people, I am the beloved of their unrequited love. In fact I wish I was slightly less awesomely lovable because I want there to be less sorrow in this world.
But we can't all have what we want, can we?
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wicked Games
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Don't think I won't fight you for Ubie's love.
I'm sorry; did Jiggs say something?
Hi, Slappy. Wanna come put your head in my lap while I feed you mini-cupcakes and stroke your hair? You work so hard; you deserve some "Slappy" time.
You realize Jiggs is crying himself to sleep every night over this, right, Übie?
Perhaps some bacon would cheer him.
I've noticed the sexual tension on the site as well.
But I thought it was between Tasty and Jiggs.
hm. i wonder what slappy's GF will say to this?
She'll probably just sigh and roll her eyes, then decide that at least this is less retarded than the time Jiggs and I went around doing incoherent Dean Martin impersonations.
For a week.
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