Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Wednesday roundup

The weather is nice and it's shortening my attention span. So here are some quick thoughts:

Looks like Clinton won just enough in PA to continue the race, but not change the whole doomedness aspect of her campaign. That's exactly what we needed. Maybe they'll hold another dozen debates or so. I recommend all readers not turn on any cable news channel from now until August, after the convention.

The San Jose Sharks advance to the second round in the hockey playoffs. The twelve other NHL fans remaining in the US agree with me that this year the playoffs have been very good.

Earth Day came and went, but I missed it. We need a new way of celebrating Earth Day, and I think I have it. Mother Earth may be an anthropomorphic goddess symbol of purity, but she's also a woman, with needs. I say next Earth Day we celebrate by finding a nice field somewhere and dry humping the planet.


Ɯbermilf said...

Slappy is the dreamiest.

Mother Earth would be lucky to be dry-humped by you.

TastyMcJ said...

On the UC Berkeley campus, where it is apparently 'Earth Week', they've been dry-humping the lawn at the Memorial Glade since early Monday.

B.E. Earl said...

I could be into some nice turf frottage.

slappy said...

Ubie: Are you trying to make Jiggs jealous? I don't really care either way, I'm soaking up the love like a cat in the sunshine.

Tasty: Maybe someday Columbus Day will be known as Indigenous People's Week instead of Day.

Earl: Just make sure you don't try it on old school Astroturf like at Veteran's Stadium. You don't want to get a sprain.

Carl Spackler said...

hey fuck face how is your new car? also, when is your bachelor party? i need to start searching for flights.

Lee Ann said...

You really should submit your idea!

amera hearts said...

carl's going to your party? huh.

april 29th is free ice cream cone day at ben & jerry's. find your local store and go get some!

slappy said...

My bachelor party is going to be a series of stops on the World Gambling Tour. Yet to be scheduled, but will include Vegas, Atlantic City, Foxwoods (CT), and maybe Montreal.