Wednesday, April 16, 2008

To hell with it

So I just read that vitamins might actually be bad for you. This either indicates that artificial supplements interfere with the natural bodily defenses, or that health researchers have been fucking with us all along.

If anybody needs me, I'll be eating donuts and bacon for breakfast.

8 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

How are we supposed to "just eat well" when chemicals have leached all the nutrients from our soil?

I feel much better when I take my vitamin, so they can shove their research up their asses. I hope they get paper cuts.

slappy said...

Research usually comes out of the ass. It does not go into the ass.

TastyMcJ said...

Slappy, you clearly haven't seen 'The Fantastic Voyage 2: Back in the Ass'

I forget if that was a family flick or a porno.

TastyMcJ said...

Also, what about Innerspace and that episode of Futurama?

TastyMcJ said...

And i bet a scientist somewhere was alone in lab one night with a few test tubes and a tube of vacuum grease.......

jiggs said...

fyi: suppository research goes into the ass.

cheers

Carl Spackler said...

i take GNC Mega Man vitamins twice a day. it makes my urine bright yellow but aside from that i love it.

TastyMcJ said...

what's not to love about bright yellow urine?