Friday, April 04, 2008

Science Friday

I've spent the better part of a month cleaning up my reactor, plugging leaks and making sure it was airtight. Now there's not even any water in there, which is the hardest thing to get out of a reactor. But this week my experiments started going really funky, and after talking for a while with my boss, the only conclusion we can reach is that the reactor doesn't work right when it's as clean as I made it.

It's like the old saying goes: Science is a bitch sometimes, a mean stinking bitch that pulls your shorts down in gym class and mocks your meager genitalia.


TastyMcJ said...

Meager as it may be, the appropriate response in that situation is to cock-slap science across the face.

Carl Spackler said...

when you say reactor are you really referring to your asshole?

slappy said...

I wish! Could you imagine having a stainless steel asshole?

amera hearts said...

i would have to agree with tasty on this one.

now, the next important scientific question is:

should i havea tuna fish or pb&j sandwich for dinner?