Friday, April 04, 2008

Science Friday

I've spent the better part of a month cleaning up my reactor, plugging leaks and making sure it was airtight. Now there's not even any water in there, which is the hardest thing to get out of a reactor. But this week my experiments started going really funky, and after talking for a while with my boss, the only conclusion we can reach is that the reactor doesn't work right when it's as clean as I made it.

It's like the old saying goes: Science is a bitch sometimes, a mean stinking bitch that pulls your shorts down in gym class and mocks your meager genitalia.

4 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Meager as it may be, the appropriate response in that situation is to cock-slap science across the face.

Carl Spackler said...

when you say reactor are you really referring to your asshole?

slappy said...

I wish! Could you imagine having a stainless steel asshole?

amera hearts said...

i would have to agree with tasty on this one.

now, the next important scientific question is:

should i havea tuna fish or pb&j sandwich for dinner?