Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Numb Nuts?

In the realm of childhood insults, "numb nuts" doesn't really seem to cut the mustard*. Is being a numb nuts really that bad when compared against the maliciousness of a "dickhead" or the embarrassment of a "dildo breath"?

Even the condition of having numb nuts, while it's nothing to turn and cough at, isn't that bad. Just think of the number of kicks and/or punches to the groin one could endure if they had numb nuts. You wouldn't want to mess with that nutsack! It would be like the wolverine of balls.

The major downside of being a numb nuts would be the lack of a erogenous zone. But are school children really worried about this? If so, this would be another indicator that children are growing up too fast these days.

*I think this is the single greatest sentence I have ever written.

4 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

shut up, dill wad.

B.E. Earl said...

It's "The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals."

Or so says Urban Dictionary.

Tits McGee said...

You should talk to this guy.

Spinning Girl said...

I like beer nuts.