Friday, April 11, 2008

The dodo blog

There are a few of you hangers on that still read and comment on this blog. We appreciate you immensely. And by that I mean that I get a mild erection when I think about you.

However, the trend is obvious. As fewer and fewer people visit, the character of the blog changes. The blog is slowly reverting back to the days when it was just Slappy and me making posts that no one ever read. Back then, if even one person commented, it was an accident more unlikely than the evolution of man. And I can see it in our future.

Don't cry for us. In this Darwinian blogosphere, we are going the way of the dodo. It's just the natural order of things. And besides that, I'll do enough weeping for us all!

p.s. The first post ever for this blog was:

Tasty thinks Trader Joe's beer tastes like bananas and liquid smoke. I think it tastes like someone taking a dump in my mouth.



slappy said...

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

We need more video!

TastyMcJ said...

yeah. we were just talking about that last night.

I am busy and tired and lazy a lot more now than I used to be.

miss kendra said...

what has happened to our community???

although i will say, as one of the first to become a lazy blogger, i feel like a trendsetter.

Mace Elaine said...

I had a black tea liqueur that tasted like a mouth barbecue.

jamwall said...

Zima would taste like taking a dump in your mouth.

amera hearts said...

i read your blog, just not every day. then again, i'm not the coolest person you know!

aw, so sad...kisses!

ps. my comment had msg in it.

B.E. Earl said...

You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!

Tits McGee said...

I've been on a bit of a hiatus, but I still love you madly and want to smoosh my boobs against all of your faces.