Friday, March 07, 2008

Zombie Sex Mathematics

I'm a little confused by the poll results this week. Doing it with a zombie is most certainly more perverse than a dead body. Granted, doing it with a dead body is super fucking weird, but a zombie is weirder.

Just because the zombie clawed his or her way out of the grave doesn't make it any less dead. So doin it with a zombie is already necrophilia. But on top of that, the zombie is also trying to eat you (literally). And the least judgmental way to describe someone trying to eat your brains during sex is the word "kinky".

And if you ask me, extra-kinky necrophilia is more perverse than vanilla necrophilia.

Q.E.D.

p.s. I just noticed that Earl commented with on an earlier post with reasoning quite similar to this. I set up the poll to see if anyone else thought the same way, so mission accomplished, I guess...

8 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

Slappy has my vote.

Sorry.

It's the interaction thing. A zombie is at least a participant, as opposed to an inanimate object.

amera hearts said...

i didn't know zombies were dead. the only zombies i know of were from 28 days later.

miss kendra said...

i like a little bite here and there, so zombies are hot.

TastyMcJ said...

I don't think sex with the undead counts as necrophilia. What about super hot vampire chicks?

You telling me you wouldn't hit that?

What are you gay or something?

B.E. Earl said...

Glad I came around on the whole zombie thing.

It had been keeping me up nights.

slappy said...

Wait, did Earl just admit to having sex with a zombie this weekend?

Teddy Bear Giraffe said...

But zombies are so very lively! Also, parts of them break of while you're doing it, so that is kinky.

Teddy Bear Giraffe said...

This is SG, by the way. :)