Friday, March 14, 2008

Wedding cake

I'm in Pennsylvania on a wedding-planning weekend. Good news is that this is the cake-tasting trip. I think the best thing to do is to convince the shop that it isn't a wedding at all, but a very large birthday party. Then the cake would cost about 1/5 as much as a "wedding" cake.

When I was around 10, I went to a wedding where the two cake layers were raspberry, which I don't like, and a white layer, which I assumed to be something like vanilla. I took a big bite, and it turned out to be rose-flavored. What the hell? Rose is a scent, not a flavor. You know why? Because it tastes like crap.

For fans of Dean Koontz, Stephen Baldwin, or Thomas Haden Church, I invite you to the movie review site for Mr. Murder, the 1998 straight-to-video classic.

5 comments:

Kat said...

You're getting married? Congrats!
Btw limo companies gouge even more for weddings. And if you're at all crafty and you have microsoft publisher or something like it, make your own invites. It's waaaaaaaaaay cheaper.

Ɯbermilf said...

Forget that edible flower bullshit!

Get chocolate mousse filling!

amera hearts said...

i agree about the rose flavored thing. hey also have shit flavors like lavender and rosemary. i like rosemary, but not as frosting.

in fact i don't like cake. you should convince the future wifey to have cheesecakes or something!

and i agree with ubermilf!

Scarlet Hip said...

CAKE!!!

Tits McGee said...

Fuck cake. Jello Shots.