Thursday, March 06, 2008

Someone doesn't want me to work today

The power blinked off in lab for one second, then did it again a few minutes later. Then one more time a few minutes after that just to be a dick. I need electricity, dammit!

In the meantime, I'll be here in my office with my UPS-backed up computer. I would like to further promote the "Call Me" button on the left sidebar. After some investigation, it turns out that it's an automated feature that goes along with Google's new phone service thing. It's not a trick by the future robot hordes to get our phone numbers. And that part where they ask for your social security number, bank accounts, and credit card numbers? Totally optional.

Things we would love to hear:
  • Creative verbal abuse
  • Dramatic monologues
  • Drunk rambling about how sexy we are
  • Speaking in tongues
  • Reenactments of classic radio plays
  • Incoherent screaming


scumbag said...

this blog is still for gooks.

B.E. Earl said...

I give the drunk rambling a go, but I can't guarantee it will be about how sexy you all are.

Ɯbermilf said...


B.E. Earl said...

I changed my vote on your quizzy thing, by the way.

I decided that since they are both dead bodies, technically, that it is less perverse to have sex with a plain ole' dead body.

Something about the zombie wanting to eat my brains makes it more perverse. Does that make any sense?

B.E. Earl said...

Hey Slappy,

Is there an easy way to do that "read more/less" thingy you do on your movie site? I found one way, but it opens a new page (instead of expanding or collapsing current page) and it only collapse. Plus it includes "Read more here" even on posts you don't want it on.

Just writing a really long post and I thought I would use it, but if it's too complex I'm gonna bail.

Email me at if you get a chance. Thanks! - Earl

Tits McGee said...

I'm going to go get loaded now and practice my tongue-speaking.

Expect a call later.

amera hearts said...

you don't want to hear my voice right now....or ever for that matter!

slappy said...

Scumbag: Hey, welcome back! Yes, still caters to gooks, slants, and my own people: little brown monkeys (Filipinos).

Earl: As long as you're drunk enough, the rambling will eventually get to sexiness. I mean, just look at Jiggs. Look at him!

Ubie: Exciting, isn't it?

Earl: Please direct your attention to Friday's debate.

Earl: The easiest way to do it is to make Booty write the code for you. I asked him to email you.

Tits: You're going to practice... tongue... pardon me, what were we talking about?

Amera: We want to hear everyone's voice!