Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Slappy 1, System 0

Yes, that's right. I triumphed over The Man yesterday. Seems the Edward Jones investment company done fucked up. They done fucked up bad, and now it's time to pay. I joined a class action lawsuit in response to charges they were timing the trading of some mutual something. At any rate it was stock-related and bad. But now I've got 1,833 reasons to forgive them. That's right, 1,833 pennies: the settlement for each and every customer who got jacked by Edward Jones over mutual fund trading.

Actually, considering how little money I had invested, $18.33 is a pretty good settlement for me.

4 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Seems like somebody should be taking the rest of the blog out to a steak dinner on their sweet settlement.....

slappy said...

Unless you're thinking about the $3 steak special in downtown Vegas, it sounds more like a jiggsblog value menu feast at Wendy's.

Frosty's are on me!

Ɯbermilf said...

I like Frosties.

amera hearts said...

i once heard that if you eat spoonfulls of Frosty while giving head...it's pleasurable!

;)