Thursday, March 27, 2008

More Easter Egg-citement

Well, this past Sunday (Easter) I went to a couple of functions, one of which was an Easter egg hunt. It was your typical deal... plastic eggs hidden all over the place...some filled with candy...others filled with sweet prizes like temporary tattoos, nude photos, prophylactics, and controlled substances.

At any rate, I was pretty tired and full by the time the hunt started and there were a lot of people there, so I was less than enthusiastic about fervently running through an apartment complex and really exerting myself.

I strolled out into the courtyard about 10 seconds after the initial rush, and managed to find only one egg. Appropriately, this was my 'prize':

Go Figure.


slappy said...

Drag. That's like when you drink a beer and you see "Loser" at the bottom of the bottle, and you have to keep drinking until you get one that says "Winner."

Ɯbermilf said...

I was going to do that to my two oldest nephews! "Sorry, this egg is not a winner. Try again."

Great minds think alike.

Instead, I just didn't make any eggs for them, only the little kids.

I guess it accomplished the same goal.

B.E. Earl said...

At least you found one in a color that would match your purdy, little Easter dress.

TastyMcJ said...

it also matched my parasol. so i guess maybe I was actually a winner.

Carl Spackler said...

my favorite thing to do on Easter is to find the nearest girl and say to her "i want to paint my balls like Easter eggs and hide them in your mouth."

works like a charm!

amera hearts said...

aw, so sad, but so funny!

jamwall said...

Mine said "die hippie."