Friday, March 21, 2008

Throwaway joke Friday

The Parking Office in Cambridge, Massachusetts, advises you not to drive there, as there is no parking anywhere near the place.

So someone in the State Department was snooping through Obama's passport files? What are you hoping to find there, records of a trip to Mecca organized by Secret Muslim Tours?

Speaking of Obama, did anyone catch his speech this week? I saw parts of it and read the transcript, and boy howdy can he write. No matter what you think of his pastor, or race, or politics, you have to love that speech. If I were Obama I'd start scandals just to give more speeches of healing. Screw a hooker, punch a nun, whatever. Just set up a mic, a dozen American flags, and stand the hell back.

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