Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cheetos = evil?



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So this appears to be a straightforward commercial. Dude is snoring on the plane, chick stops his snoring with Cheetos, cheetah joins mile-high club.

But people snore through the mouth, not the nose. Every method to stop snoring involves opening up the nostrils, not closing them. My god. He didn't stop snoring, he stopped breathing. She smothered him with Cheetos. That cheetah is telling us to kill. Kill people with tasty, orange, cheese-flavored cornmeal puffs.

5 comments:

Ɯbermilf said...

I thought the same thing when I saw that grim commercial.

Kat said...

The cheetos marketing team are obviously fascists.

jamwall said...

That's like Berkowitz, except he had a talking dog.

amera hearts said...

I thought the same thing.

Once, I had to stay at my mom's house for a few months. Her husband snores and it is so loud you can hear it outside the house. One night after an exhausting day and it was also a heat wave day, I was trying to sleep but to no avail because of his damn snoring. I was about to kill myslef when I stormed into his room and hit him as hard as I could, with a pillow, in the face.

He never woke up and he stopped snoring that night. It was great!

slappy said...

Ubie: I'm glad I'm not alone.

Kat: Don't be such a fascist, dude.

Jammer: Was the talking dog getting it on with a hot stewardess?

Amera: You should market that as a snoring cure. You wouldn't even have to charge much for the service as it would be the best job ever.