Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Better Friday

This coming Friday is the day of Holy Week known as "Good Friday". However, being that I'm a terrible person, on Good Friday I go out of my way to be a huge douchebag. You know, the standard douchey stuff: cheat friends, push over old ladies, and lie about having had a vasectomy.

As a result, I have renamed the day, "Ironic Friday".

Take that god!

3 comments:

Kat said...

Those are some lucky old ladies!

B.E. Earl said...

Ooooh...even using the lower-case "g" on God.

You ARE going to Hell!

Tits McGee said...

Tell me more about your vasectomy.

::bats eyelashes::